Exams...hmm...

Today I had the IMC endterm exam and it goes like this:

The exam time was 2:15PM (2:00PM reporting time :O). It was a 20 page case study and since I slept for a few hours the night before & had an exam at 9:00AM, my natural instinct was always to hit the bed. So, while preparing for the exam, I dozed off (no alarm :O). Lucky that I got up at 2:30PM and went to the exam hall in 5 minutes. As someone later said, with my long hair pointed in every possible direction and wayward walk my appearance was like a ghost.

It was an open book exam and f***, I forgot to bring the case to the exam hall and the paper was of 40 marks with two questions entirely based on the case. I searched for the case in the textbook and sadly it wasn't present. We had to evaluate 5 marketing ad campaigns and thanks to a bit of good memory, I could remember all of them but not the names of the ad campaigns. So, one of the ad campaign name was "Labor of love" and this genius wrote it as "Baby from womb" (haha...wtf...) etc.

Now this is what the Prof might be thinking when he evaluates my paper.

" Arey yaar, yeh log kya bakwas likthe hain...maine inko kitna bhi options du, yeh sudarte nahi..

1. open book exam lagaya tha

2. exam mein sirf ek case study thi

3. case study ek din pehle diye tha

4. yeh case study last year kar waaya tha

5. n shit, iska solution loki (shared files) pe hai

fir bhi yeh log..hmm...hey bhagwan.."

Lets wait for 1 month and see how much of my memory and creativeness helped me!! :pray

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Urs Ved

Mirch Masala...

Some of the hot stories that are doing rounds in the Kampus and some which are quite old. No more gas, start reading and enjoy!!

1. There's this forex guy who is in Italy and wants to settle down in the US. So, he went with a NRI girl all the way from Italy to Paris. Then, they spent time at the Disneyland and finally did his wish come true? Wait for a few months.

2. Now this dude who goes out with the forex girls for every trip (Mysore, Bangalore, Nagarhole... :P) and when asked why he does so, he has a strange answer. He says he wants to feel how worse the firangis are and wants to have a positive opinion about the Indian girls.

3. Now this forex guy got caught by police and guess why -- because was travelling ticketless!! This genius was speaking to a girl and forgot to punch his travel ticket for the extra distance he traveled.

4. Strange that he comes to the classes early these days, & that's 'strange' because he came late to every class, quiz, midterm and end term. Warned by Saddy & TA's innumerable times, he never changed until 5th term. Now why is he coming early?? Frankly I don't know.

5. Now, another guy who doesn't even weigh 50kgs and considers himself to be most handsome guy in the college. Now, this skinny guy has been moving around with a junie for the past few months after successfully clearing all hurdles created by his peers and no strange he was a topper in the "Strategic Management" course.

6. SRDO - Single Room Double Occupancy. I feel it's waste of money to construct a guy's hostel because most girls have more than one person staying in their rooms. So it's better to construct more girls hostels because it's a double advantage. More girls and less money to spend on infrastructure.

7. His motive: to make this into a chetta college. His favorite shirt color: a bright pink shirt. His method: ping every person on his gtalk with his trademark ": _ _ _ "

8. She is a bitch, she sleeps with everyone, guys use her day and night, doesn't need much time to get charged up, and yet I love her!! -- My samsung star 3G mobile (It's working!!!)

No offence intended to anyone and this post was only for fun. Will be back with more 'stuff'.

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Urs Ved